Who Wanna Hire Candidate Like This?
We company was advertising for a vacancy in the newspaper since last week, and it really many type of interested ppl call for tat..below r 1 of them...
msau : "Hello, ABC company."
MrLCLY : "Hello, Msau pls."
msau : "Yes, speaking."
Mr LCLY : "Msau ahh..ur company looking for staff hor?”
msau : “Yes, we have a vacancy for XXXXXX”
MrLCLY : “Wat ur company selling ahh?”
Msau : “We r selling those ABC materials, AAA, BBB & etc”
MrLCLY : “Do ur company oledi have sales manager ?”
Msau : “hmmm...yes, we do”
*actually don have lah..hehe..sales manager=director=boss*
MrLCLY : “who is ur director?”
Msau : “hmmm...Wat is the regarding pls? do u wan to make an appointment for interview?”
MrLCLY : “I wanna know who is ur company director lah..”
Msau : “Excuse me, r u looking for the the post of XXXX?”
mrLCLY : “Yes, But I wanna talk to ur director ”
Msau : “Sorry, if u wanna come to interview, u must make an appointment for us to arrange the interview..”
MrLCLY: “I wanna discuss with ur director 1st!”
Msau : “Sorry, she not in the office”
MrLCLY : “OK..then u write down my h/p no. and ask her to call me back..”
*msau write the name & no. then…....throw into Rubbish trash..*
Don he know tat he have no chance to talk or meet my director if he fail to pass thru me simple conversation in phone? Without my permission he got no opportunity to get the interview oso huh! ..(chewah..sound like I so powerful dim..kekeeee)
Hehe…I’m not an absolutist lah..I told my boss about this MrLCLY, she even ask me no need to entertain candidate like this wor..and wan me to response those ppl with "r u looking for Job-To-Work or looking for Boss-To-Be ??"
11 comments:
omg. must scold 9 him first. this kinda person... not qualified for a job at all. must learn how to be humble first mah.
yesterday i was talking to a director of a company. he talk about the candidate came for interview.
one of them sat down and ask: emm, what can your company Give me huh!?"
straight away the boss answered" i think you are wasting time here, you may go home NOW!!!"
haiya you should have told him you are the boss...
Ask that fella to go set up his own company and be "tai loi sai"! So pah pai no need to look for job lah...
Hehehe!! ppl are sure strange these days.. i tell you ..!! look at my employees..!! Pengsan terok..!!
Jason, hehe..yalah..i wonder with this conversation skill can get any interview or not..
jxt2j, this man ahh..doesn't seem fresh in working liao..but really no idea y he sound like tat..maybe too qualified liao??? hehe
Lockee, OMG..now candidate so straight wan ahh? previously we just scare kenot get the offer, now seem like they din care about this ler..
DG, hahaa..waster breath to talk to ppl like this ler..lazy to entertain him oso..hehe
kiasi, me sikit power ada lah..hehe..so don look down on small small ppl..without us ahh..u may not accross the bridge wan...:p
shoppingmum, hahaa..correct oso ahh..next time ask him hire himself lah...
TM, they just superduper lucky if can get a job with attitude like this ler..but i think is limited their development lor..should learn more skill about conversation...
milly, hahaa.. I'm bossy at home mah...sure got a little boss feel lah..
big bok, really strange lah..previously staff scare kena goreng sotong but now staff scare company benefit not enough..haii....
errrrrm..I oso staff ler..kenot kenot..I wan good benefit oso..heheee
wah u bozzie pa/sexytary/confidant/one leg kick...
very good leh, bozzie must be happy with you
Maybe he is an old friend of the director leh....Must be fun being at the position with the 'power' to hire, right??
Fulamak, the caller really out of his mind lah. Padan muka his tel no. kena masuk tong sampah by Msau, heheh
you should just tell him off "You might want to speak to my director but my director definately does not want to speak to you!"
y!, hahaa..not only tat..I'm cleaning ah soh oso..hahaa..
emotionalistic, hahaa..sometimes is fun being 'power' to hire lah..but when think of the interview..scare liao..hehe
g, I oso wonder is he actually a exx-boss or wat..if no y act like a boss ler..lucky me.,small staff oso can thraw boss info away..haha
ice-queen, hmm..yawor..how come i never think of this wan..hehe..maybe all out of expectation..donno how to response him guaa...
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