Where Is The Auto Clean Furniture?

I do not only have to clean my home furniture every week, but I have to clean my office furniture twice a month too. I hate doing cleaning jobs, it just too tire to do so. I wonder why those furniture manufacturers don’t discover some furniture that provided self cleaning system. With that I no need to spend time on doing such cleaning jobs anymore. How nice is it? Hmm...I know it sound stupid. But, don’t you think is a great idea too? Haha