If I Could Be

Just read this from LazyBone...Y lazy stil can fordward this wan?? hehe...But I happy to wrote this wor..very de long time have no ambition liao...let me dream now...

What follows is a list of different occupations. The reader must select at least 5 of them. The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader select five of the items as it was passed to the reader). Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here’s that list: (My additions are in bold) :
If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey's uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist //If [Reader] could be a househusband
If [Reader] could be a lifeguard //If [Reader] could be a comic artist
If [Reader] could be a stockbroker//If [Reader] could be a travel writer
If [Reader] could be a food reviewer //If [Reader] could be a politician
If [Reader] could be a male underwear model //If [Reader] could be a fashion designer
If [Reader] could be an game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer

If I could be a scientist, i want back to the future! I wanna see my parents pak tor..I wanna pat little fatty 'petpet'..hahaa

If I could be a farmer, I set thing computerised included watering (no need human to do lah, lazybone)...& train my animal to selfservices..sendiri cari makan....

If I could be a gardener, I wanna build up a colourful & 'ria' forest..

If I could be a chef, I wanna cook many many fantasy & super yummy meal tat won't put on weight and very healthy wan..:p

If I could be a backup singer, I am backup singer mah...I training every day & night with karaoke wan ler..

Now, to inflict this on 3 other bloggers.. LocKee, Invisible Sheen, 1+2mom..
(hehe...Many oledi kena liao..and I just visited ur blog..so mai pass to urs lor...)